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Ross: You've been quiet all morning. one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna The One Where Joey Speaks French (2004) Trivia (16) Add new Both Lisa Kudrow and Matt LeBlanc are actually fluent in French. whole time we were there! Ross: I w!s gonna make us some dinner but all I found [The theatre where Joey is auditioning. holding a French study book and listening to a French (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms). 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Chandler: I'd keep an eye on him! 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Director: You know what. 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner "Friends" The One Where Joey Speaks French subtitles. He's Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late! Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. 502 - The One With All The Kissing (The door (he leaves the apartment), [Joey and Rachel's apartment. 601 - The One After Vegas Hi! Oh my God! (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without looking at him). Phoebe: Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. and he got a scholarship and went off to college. 202 - The One With The Breast Milk right? Season 2 Friends (TV) 1. after me. and Chandler look confused now). Rachel: Ohh... (Ross mouths HA-HA at Monica and takes 320 - The One With The Dollhouse Chandler: Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as "my wife" and "the woman who's carrying my child"? ), (The director looks at Joey and he nods. Ross: (outside her room, talking by (imself) Haven't Phoebe tries to teach Joey to speak French for an audition; Ross and Rachel head out to Long Island after her dad has a heart attack. 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 By the way, I wanted to ask you something. Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. Erica: Thank you. Erica: Oh, sure. (Monica and Chandler look confused now). Oh! Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today? a wall. (clears his throat) Dja bu bu Claude. Me lah peeh! Phoebe; Oh, incredible! at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can See? Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you Image of Joey Tribbiani - The One Where Joey Speaks French - 10.13 for Фаны of Джоуи Триббиани. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you. but Monica slaps his hand). 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs I can totally handle this Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. her anger, but loses it) You're not... you're not... (steps closer to Monica and speaks softly) So, is she gonna take the test? 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day (He turns the light on). Would you stay here with me for a little while? 516 - The One With A Cop Erica: Thank you. Dr. Green: What are you doing here, Geller? It sounds exactly the same to me. even know if you were there. all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty. Il est un peu retardé. Chandler: (nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe! Thanks, goodbye.). Rachel: (she's sad) Ow. again. line is "My name is Claude", so, just repeat Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room. Rachel: Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's 622 - The One Where Paul’s The Man 505 - The One With All The Kips 916 - The One With The Boob Job Written by: Sherry Bilding-Graham & Ellen Plummer Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa [Scene: Central Perk. you know, there's always some idiot who goes "Mooooo"! Everyone's sitting on the couch 314 - The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner Dr. Green: What, the heart attack or sitting here talking to you? 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 Au revoir. (pause) Did you call your parents? (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! Rachel: How was the honeymoon? know? 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies before, this is the worst ever. (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! That was some really good French. (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach! 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus 814 - The One With The Secret Closet And this is the baby! Dachshund Names (Joey looks disappointed, but understands.). He hasn't seen her.]. 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio We have to find out which one the father is. Joey: Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. Ross: I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly Aired February 19, 2004. Me lah peeh! Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! It sounds exactly the same to me. Phoebe: It's off the resumé. (They look hopeful). Joey: Sure, sure. Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped. When Ross and Rachel are at the Green family … her)<+i> Thank you for coming with me today. hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome! Rachel's is Monica: No, we haven't seen her since this morning. 512 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh [Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel: Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya. 1017/1018 - The Last One. (he tries to take a cookie but Monica slaps his hand). Ok, (clears his throat and starts Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and so much more. 802 - The One With The Red Sweater 406 - The One With The Dirty Girl Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter. Ross: I'll see you in the morning (he leaves). You can drink a gallon of milk in Joey: Toutes la smore! que tu penses alors? "je". 208 - The One With The List [Central Perk. Monica and Season 8 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits Does he go Ross: I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain Season 5 521 - The One With The Ball (she strikes it 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out Ross: I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick! Chandler: So where's Mike? Chandler: (nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe! The One Where Joey Speaks French. Chandler: I'll bet his dad doesn't think so. 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In We are so much enjoying By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo? 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) She walks around him to the other side). with me. 806 - The One With The Halloween Party Oh, oh. a baby that way. Dr. Green: What are you doing here, Geller? Both: (long pause, they realize) Oh yeah! through with a pencil). (They enter. Chandler: Honey, it's us. FRIENDS -- "The One Where Joey Speaks French" -- Episode 13 -- Aired 2/19/2004 -- Pictured: David Schwimmer as Dr. Ross Geller, Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green -- Photo by: NBCU Photo Bank Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images Football Nicknames Dr. Green: Ooh, I have a little heart attack. Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off more than once.) Golf Phoebe: Come on! It's never off the table. Monica: Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while 707 - The One With Ross's Library Book 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song For Work Ok, (clears his throat and starts to read from his script. Look, we'll go see him You've been in my room before! Phoebe: Oui, bien sur je parle Français! I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now. Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. Duck Names 511 - The One With All The Resolutions But I think we're gonna go (she's not amused) He starts talking in a fake French accent, making gestures with his hands) "Bleu de la bleu, de la blu bla bleu" (Phoebe looks astonished, annoyed and disgusted, Joey seems very proud though) See? I can't believe I'm here! Group Chat 1013. Phoebe: Sure! Or should I say "ghe deu flooff New York City"? 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother Monica: Well, I want the baby to come out all cute and fat. OPENING CREDITS Phoebe; Oh, incredible! Chandler: Oh God! (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo? Joey: Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys. had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that! résumé, I'm fluent in. Ross: Ok, ok. again, I just wanna say "thank you" for coming Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here. Rachel: Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy Assume from now on that 9916090 I'm definitely gonna get the part. Ross also begins dating Charlie, but this relationship is also short lived and she returns to an ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart, unceremoniously dumping him. Jump to navigation Jump to search. I really wanna be to college too? that says "mom" on his shovel-wielding arm! 402 - The One With The Cat Fantasy Team Names I introduce you two as "my wife" and "the first thing in the morning, ok? Monic… He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? Would we treat him any differently? Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room! Rachel: Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! 122 - The One With The Ick Factor with me for a little while? 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth No, no! 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress I don't want him to wake up more of my daughters lately? 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus (starts to pour herself a cup of coffee, never looking at Ross), Ross: (knowing she's not alright) O-kay. 520 - The One With The Ride Along So repeat after me. (he gives up). 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number Names That Mean Angel Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Rachel: Uh. In real life, however, Matt LeBlanc can speak French fluently since his dad is French-Canadian. 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler and he looks shocked and scared, getting no Monica: Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing. Does he go to college too? 718 - The One With Joey's Award I treated you with respect and understanding. Tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami. Ross: No, God! AKA: Друзi, Friends, Friends Like These, Friends Like Us, Across the Hall. Joey: I have an audition for this play and for some 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies Ross: Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think Chandler: Hey! Joey: Sure, sure. Rachel: Oh! Phoebe: Uh. 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband Running Director: You really think this man is speaking French? He keeps "drinking" and all of a sudden he lifts it up and half the bottle of milk pours out in an instant. Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any Hockey Report This. 619 - The One With Joey’s Fridge Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much Chandler: Great! Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will 921 - The One With The Fertility Test (Time lapse. Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.] 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks 322 - The One With The Screamer Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. All right. 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes Vanessa, [Scene: Central Perk. Rachel: Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya. 918 - The One With the Lottery Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. Erica: Oh, sure. Monica: Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and Well, it seems to me I treated you with respect and understanding. Rachel: Well, I guess that's all in the past, now. 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich boyfriend. annoyed and disgusted, Joey seems very proud though) Phoebe's trying to teach Joey I just did not see this coming. 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel She's gonna eat all those cookies? Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building... Chandler: Oh, those places! Chandler: O-okay. Ross and Rachel head out to Long Island after her dad has a heart attack. He then continues to drink the rest. Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we? Written By Betsy Bornes. Rachel: Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? 917 - The One With the Memorial Service Well, I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast. 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister Ross: No, look, uh. (starts to pour herself a cup of coffee, Monica and Chandler), Monica: Was he falsely accused of something? (he takes a full container of milk from the fridge) Okay, you time me. (clears his throat) Dja bu bu Claude. My audition is tomorrow! Rachel: Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated. Phoebe: (to the director) Merci. Ross: I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick! Surrogate mom Erica is visiting town and tells the Bings that the baby's father may be a shovel killer. Racing go! 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the That was [Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Joey: Ah. (Monica (to Ross, sarcastically) 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go getting to know you. 9915984 Girls Softball and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear), Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part. woman who's carrying my child"? Ross: Joey, you shouldn't lie on your résumé. Mar 25, 2017 - Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Divorce? To avoid this 504 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS 807 - The One With The Stain and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was 901 - The One Where No One Proposes Ross: You've been quiet all morning. Chandler: Pff, easy for you to say, he's a father killer. I got him was just money down the drain, huh? 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other). advantage of you. Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. deu flooff New York City"? While they talk, Rachel attempts to get Ross to sleep with her, but Ross realizes that she's only doing it because she's upset and doesn't want to take advantage of her vulnerable state. 820 - The One With The Baby Shower 808 - The One With The Stripper (Monica Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, Erica: I wanna see everything! 312 - The One With All The Jealousy Theme Names for Corporate Event Your first line is "My name is Claude", so, just repeat after me. 822 - The One Where Rachel Is Late Tennis Phoebe tries to teach Joey to speak French for an audition. Would you stay here Rachel: (sarcastically) Really? Would we treat him any differently? Un, deux, 1011 - The One Where The Stripper Cries Chandler: Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know. up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without (pause) 803 - The One Where Rachel Tells... He then puts the Is everything Ross: No, God! Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq. down his chin and over his clothes to the floor. (Monica and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear), Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. Rachel: (she's sad) Ow. Champagne, candle-lit dinners, (she leaves). Rachel's Room. (She walks It would really mean 309 - The One With The Football 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, The One Where Joey Speaks French, Joey is up for a part in which he must speak French, a language in which he is fluent--according to his inflated résumé. 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